No one else

I don't know how, but other people don't seem to have this panty-line problem that I have.  Should I really be wearing granny-panties?  Am I the only person still wearing underwear? Because it seems I'm the only one that has a panty-line.  Am I the only person having this turmoil run through my head?  I THINK NOT!  I think there are a lot of people out there that just care not to share their talents of "hiding the panty line." 

Every time I go to the store I somehow end up in the lingerie department.  These thoughts run through my head each time:

• Oooo, those are cute!
• Do they have them in my size?
• What is my size? 
• Am I lying to myself, or should I REALLY be THAT size?
• Maybe I should try a different cut?
• Maybe I should try a different brand?
• Does everyone really wear thongs all the time?  I mean, I do wear them, but ONLY when necessary.
• Should I only be wearing spanks?

Then I inevitably do 1 of 2 things: buy 5 pairs of underwear that are sure to disappoint, or buy nothing at all because I am completely overwhelmed with all the decisions that have to be made.

If you have a secret to "the perfect panty" buying, PLEASE, let me in on the secret!